25 February 2010

I'm Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am.

Here's today's episode of Kevin's Layered Cake

Today began normally. Prefects and other students that were working were all around us. Just then, I came along smiling and waiting for things to happen. Soon after, Nicole and everyone else arrived (Except for Form 2 Jejarum Prefects for they were being held back for all recess due to some problems they caused to the wonderful Pn. Krishna(She prefers being called Cik. Krishna)). I sat down and started digging in to my Coco Crunch which I had been storing. Everyone else started to grab it like some type of beakless-chicken? Anyways, Imran then started talking about "THE CAKE".

Imran: So, wheres the cake?
Kevin: Since when did you eat my cake?
Imran: I stole a piece from Visakan the other day.
Kevin: I see...TOLD YOU NICOLE!
Nicole: GRRR! I told you already! It tastes like dog food!

Just then, Nuhan had this crazy idea to join in the conversation.

Nuhan: Hey, Nicole! Layered cake is nice lah!

(F.Y.I. Lah: A suffix of no standard meaning used by Malaysians in their very own version of the english language (affectionately named Manglish) to spice up sentences and to express very different meanings according to the way it is said.)

Nicole: Noooo! It's disgusting! If only Sree were here!
Kevin: HMMMPH! This totally prooves that New Block Prefects have way better taste! And that Nuhan is really some type of weird animal.(No offense was intended)
Nuhan: HEY! Ah whatever...
*Imran begins to giggle*

Then the bell began to ring and all happy faces turned to stern faces. We all looked mean but everything we said or at least, I said began with please and ended with thank you. I am really quite satisfied with my decision to continue as a prefect this year. The only problem is, I find it really cold in school! I really wished we had our vests to warm me up so I don't get cold feet during duty.(I really mean it. My feet get cold! But it doesn't affect me in any way.)

Here's a series of pictures to promote my blog!




24 February 2010

Today's Junior Prefect's Recess

Kevin's Layered cake

Kevin: Hi Guys! Who want's some layered cake? *holds up a box of layered cakes*
Sree: MEMEMEME!*grabs one and shares half of the slice with Nicole*
(Both take a bite at the same time)
Sree: Ewwwww!
Nicole: Oh yuck! Is this dog food?
Kevin: No! *takes a bite* THIS IS AWESOME!
Nicole: Disgusting Akamaru!
Kevin: -_-
(Visakan suddenly shows up from nowhere)
Visakan: Oh cool! Cake! Lemme have some! *grabs one, shoves it in his mouth* MMMMM! YUMMY!
Kevin: HAH! TOLD YOU GUYS!
Nicole: That's disgusting!
(Bell rings)

End conclusion, my theory that new block prefects have way better taste than the other blocks! You guys stick to your school Nasi Lemak while we eat fancy foods!

Prefect duty today was hard! Especially when you're the one in charge! First you have to use all your energy just to open up a book and write down attendance! You have to write all the names one by one! WITH A PEN! Can you believe that! After that, everything else is just hunky-dory until I start seeing flying penguins in the skies. But that's a whole different story. I won't be discussing that. At least, not for now.

23 February 2010

Dear, World

Really, I have no idea what to say. Well, consider yourselves lucky 'cause if I did, you'd be reading about how low the economy is or how you clone a chicken but since this is my very first post, I decided to write about...

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. KEVIN IS UNABLE TO BLOG DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE DO VISIT AGAIN.